ambrosia and nectar or alternatively: zayn malik is not of this earth and is more than us mere mortals can ever dream to be

sit back and let me show you the 13th olympian god

rip to the vanilla ice cream stripe tbh 

singing to the heavens that open up at the sound of ur voice :) ;)

who of this earth has eyes like that point them out to me son also shout out to the blessed hoop earring

looking down at the mortals like gon’ brush your shoulder off

leg game strong boot game strong hair game strong face game strong like no one’s life game is tHAT strong he’s not human i stg

I’M HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE

that nose is a work of art michelangelo sculpted it

even from the back?? let us not mention his drawing of hiMSELF this kid is blessed that jacket is blessed and my eyes are blessed for looking at this picture thank u zeus malik

don’t son

liam protecting the goods i feel u zayn is a priceless work of art please stand several feet away

pow [falls to knees and clutches chest i can;t breattrhw]

the blessed hoop earring BUT REAL TALK HE SHOWED UP WITH A RIBBON AROUND HIS NECK AND STILL LOOKED BETTER THAN UR FAVES LIKE THAT’S NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE i honestly could have made this post using just this picture LIKE

no.gif ft. serial killer smile that’s still hot

wait let me slow this one down for you

one way :( or another :( zayn’s gonna find me :( he’s gonna get me :( get me :( get me :( get me :(

i’ve completely lost my train of thought here

[zap] the sound of my brain short-circuiting wow

wake up in the morning feel like zayn malik (which is extremely hot and endearing and adorable and not motherfucking human do YOU THINK I’M AN IDIOT)

look at how delicately that girl is touching him she knows the struggle i know the struggle we all know the struggle of stanning someone who is not an actual person 

don’t.jpg

MANGA ZEUS MALIK PLEASE BOW

i am calling on a higher power i am living on a prayer i am hoping god, jesus, and justin bieber can help me through these end times

I FEEL FAINT IS THIS MY LIFE FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KISS HIS FEET??

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO JUST HANG A PICTURE UP AND JUST TOUCH IT EVERY DAY FOR GOOD LUCK LIKE I FEEL LIKE THIS PICTURE HAS THAT SORT OF POWER AND IT’S NOT RIGHT AND IT’S NOT HUMAN

no manga zeus malik i want the d

don’t fall for his lies this is like a siren song they’ll say anything to get you in the water and then you drown don’t believe this dude he is not from this planet i wouldn’t lie to y’all

essentially the message here is that zayn is serving up some ethereal beauty game realness and i am content to bask in his glory praise him, bow, together we cry standing in the hall of zayn