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Name: Morgan
Age: 20

One time I met Jesse Eisenberg. It was awesome and then I cried.

Current obsessions: One Direction and Hollywood celebrities. There's a lot of screaming and pleading for them to PLS STOP. I dig The Social Network, Sherlock, and Games of Thrones and The Avengers (and all the separate movies). I have a lot of fingers in a lot of pies. Or fandoms, rather. Speaking of pie, this is also a blog about food.

This blog is an ode to all the famous people I love to hate and hate to love. There's a lot of famous people I will never meet, a lot of sobbing over their beautiful faces, and a lot of tag posts about absolutely nothing.

"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just ­sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating." - Anneli Rufus
  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
#this guy is perf  #i don't get it  
3 months ago on February 24, 2012 at 12:30am
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