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Name: Morgan
Age: 20

One time I met Jesse Eisenberg. It was awesome and then I cried.

Current obsessions: One Direction and Hollywood celebrities. There's a lot of screaming and pleading for them to PLS STOP. I dig The Social Network, Sherlock, and Games of Thrones and The Avengers (and all the separate movies). I have a lot of fingers in a lot of pies. Or fandoms, rather. Speaking of pie, this is also a blog about food.

This blog is an ode to all the famous people I love to hate and hate to love. There's a lot of famous people I will never meet, a lot of sobbing over their beautiful faces, and a lot of tag posts about absolutely nothing.

"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just ­sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating." - Anneli Rufus
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thedailywhat: Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her. Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing. [@doraexploring.]

thedailywhat:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

[@doraexploring.]

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#losing it in class right now  #i don't care if this is real  #it's fucking HILARIOUS  
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3 months ago on February 23, 2012 at 12:27pm
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    oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying
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    OH MY GOD GO READ THE WHOLE THING NOW ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA