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Name: Morgan
Age: 20

One time I met Jesse Eisenberg. It was awesome and then I cried.

Current obsessions: One Direction and Hollywood celebrities. There's a lot of screaming and pleading for them to PLS STOP. I dig The Social Network, Sherlock, and Games of Thrones and The Avengers (and all the separate movies). I have a lot of fingers in a lot of pies. Or fandoms, rather. Speaking of pie, this is also a blog about food.

This blog is an ode to all the famous people I love to hate and hate to love. There's a lot of famous people I will never meet, a lot of sobbing over their beautiful faces, and a lot of tag posts about absolutely nothing.

"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just ­sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating." - Anneli Rufus

heroes-and-cons:

richwhitelesbian:

kanghyuk:

richwhitelesbian:

rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans

i’m a republican and i’m kind of really offended everyone groups us into being just like that asshole. not all republicans are like that and tbh it really hurts that people think this way about me.

“wahhhh wahhhh the people i support for positions of power are subhuman scum with awful ideas and it really hurts that people think im an asshole because i want to make sure the president of the country i live in is run by a cartoon villain” 

#i’m crying

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