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Name: Morgan
Age: 20

One time I met Jesse Eisenberg. It was awesome and then I cried.

Current obsessions: One Direction and Hollywood celebrities. There's a lot of screaming and pleading for them to PLS STOP. I dig The Social Network, Sherlock, and Games of Thrones and The Avengers (and all the separate movies). I have a lot of fingers in a lot of pies. Or fandoms, rather. Speaking of pie, this is also a blog about food.

This blog is an ode to all the famous people I love to hate and hate to love. There's a lot of famous people I will never meet, a lot of sobbing over their beautiful faces, and a lot of tag posts about absolutely nothing.

"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just ­sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating." - Anneli Rufus

wait

promentory:

JESSE EISENBERG WILL BE SINGING AT THE OSCARS???

J E S U S C H R I S T. Why would Jesse be singing Real In Rio AT THE OSCARS? He can barely stand to be on camera just talking omg.

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    ‘Real In Rio’ did get nominated….So, maybe????? I hope that they actually get the real performers this year instead of...
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    ———— ^ Although, I have to agree in part with what didyoublush said about some of the comments that some Jesse fans...
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    reasons shana is fucking ace
  10. high-fivingamillionangels reblogged this from morgan-ashleigh and added:
    just… the ‘relax he’ll knock this shit out the park’ attitude...every bit as annoying...
  11. morgan-ashleigh reblogged this from condescendingquestion and added:
    I don’t remember saying he would have a nervous breakdown. I have never and will never doubt Jesse’s ability to perform....
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    yes with anne hathaway, jamie foxx, will.i.am., and george lopez
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    If this is true I am going to throw up to the tune of Good Morning Baltimor
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    people really need to calm down and hop off morgan
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    OF COURSE I REMEMBER, SANDY! There was so much condescension, so many people thinking that he couldn’t handle it and...
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